I've never really hopped on the Tim Horton's bandwagon. First, because for years Timmies did not take debit, and I don't do cash.
Yes, I'm that lady who whips out her debit card for a one dollar pack of gum.
Mostly it was just the sheer aggravation factor of not being able to get through that one stoplight on my way to work for all the assholes trying to get their morning caffeine fix.
Seriously people - can you not just go buy yourself a damn coffee maker?
Then it happened.
My new friend and I were driving by Timmies and he said "I could really go for an ice cap." Silly me, I turned around and we had Ice Caps.
On the phone three days later...
Him: That's not nice.
Me: You're the one who got me started.
Him: You can't have Ice Caps without me.
Me: It's your fault, I never did Timmies before.
Him: Really? You've been in Canada how long?
That would be my entire life - all 42 years of it.
Me: I never got into the Timmies thing before.
Do they revoke your "I Am Canadian" card when you admit you don't do Timmies or Hockey? I'm asking for a friend...