Only instead of the original lyrics I put in things like:
How can I make pancakes if I can't find my beaters.
How can I sweep the floor if I can't find my dustpan.
or if I'm really frustrated
How can I keep my house clean if these kids won't move out.
Imagine how surprised I was when I Googled the lyrics and found out the real lyrics aren't "How can you have any pudding if you don't wipe your feet" like I always thought they were. Instead it's really "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat."
I'm going to apologize to all the Pink Floyd fans now for being an idiot.
How do you cook Sea Snakes?I work with an older Chinese gentleman. He asked me the other day if I liked squash. I told him I did and then he said "I bring you one tomorrow" with his arms stretched out to indicate it was a long one. I assumed he meant zucchini.
And then he gave me these things that look like sea snakes or something.
I don't think those are going to fit in my fridge.
Put on your comfy PJ's and come hang out at the Weekend Moonshine Grid. You'll like it!