Friday I was risking lifetime mental scars and searching Google Images, trying in vain to find a picture of a scooter. I was willing to settle for remotely similar.
I was not willing to settle for this.
It might be pretty snazzy with the senior set, but it is NOT the scooter I was looking for. I should be grateful that I didn't get back a bunch of pictures of dogs scooting their butts around.
By the way, don't search that ever unless you want to see lots of dog assholes.
So I tried searching by the brand, which I had made note of. Too bad it was only a mental note.
Hmm, it was something to do with moving.
Was it telecommuter? Nah, that's not even close and has nothing to do with moving.
Commuter? Nope that one isn't working.
This is why my posts usually have no pictures.
Today I took pictures of the actual scooter. It's a Nomad. You can see them here - Does This Scooter Make My Ass Look Fat?.
Now that I knew the right name, for shits and giggles I searched it.
There it is! I guess it helps if you know what you're looking for.
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